Season finale!
“Much ‘I do’ About Nothing”
Haiku writes itself…
Suspense killing her
S shows up at Dan’s to talk
Relieved, then sees G!
Flies into a rage
“G, you lying, scheming bitch!”
G plays wounded, leaves
S tells Dan at last
All the secrets she’s hidden
Can he forgive her?
S gives Dan some space.
First things first, G must go down!
Dan calls Blair to help.
Traps G in the park.
Surprise, G, your folks are here!
You’re off to boot camp!
Lily and Rufus
finally hopped in the sack!
Old passion revived
Bart calls, kills the buzz
Seems he knows what’s going on
“Choose: your past, or me.”
Nate jogs with his dad
(Is that all they ever do?)
“Rehab’s going well!”
Dad seems too cheerful
For a guy awaiting trial.
Something up his sleeve?
Where’s fair Jenny been?
Oh, that’s right, she’s still grounded
Well, more time to sew!
Wedding guests arrive
Blair’s dress is a bright pink pouf!
Yellow frills for S.
Time for Lil to choose
Rufus breaks in, “Call it off!”
Lily holds her ground
Money, or true love?
Money wins out; Lil gets hitched
Rufus goes on tour
Nate confronts his dad
“I’m on the lam for you, son!”
Nate decks dad, “for mom”
Chuck says he loves Blair;
Vows to get her back again.
Looks like it might work!
S tells Dan she lied;
Didn’t cheat on him at all!
“How is that less nuts?”
Wait a minute, huh?
Dan breaks up with Serena?
Girl can’t catch a break!
Jackass, can’t decide.
“I don’t want to let you go”
Um, mixed signals, much?
Summer looms ahead
Jen will be Blair’s mom’s intern;
Blair will lounge in France
Chuck’s her ride, but bails
Bart’s words and a pretty girl…
Guess he’s still “Chuck Bass”
S hangs out with Nate
While Dan paints with Vanessa
(Gee, where’s this going?)
Summer episodes
Can’t come soon enough for me!
XOXO kids!
