What’s this I have found?
Haikus from 2004!
Relics from the past!

behold allyson
haiku master in health law
worship her mad skills

jaclyn writes them too
is anyone as cool as she?
no, i don’t think so.

kristin has arrived
chaos will come for us all
stand firm in the storm

allyson and shoes
never a more suited pair
fabulous, her feet

shopping on ebay
allyson finds treasures vast
behold the designs

jaclyn and her chores
always takes on way too much
such inspiration

counting on my hand
looking not all together
haiku takes some skill

evidence is lame
waiting till i can go home
rather be shagging

health law is way worse
messenger is sanity
would rather be dead

haikus are so fun
they make me ignore health class
that makes me happy