So, Nurse Rose puts out,
But Derek still thinks of Mer.
Sorry Rose, you’re toast.

Oh, Meredith Grey.
McDreamy still rocks your world.
You’re not over him.

Deal with your issues!
In and out of therapy?
That won’t get him back.

Ava’s still faking.
Newsflash Alex! Crazy bitch;
What will she pull next?

(Worst plot on the show
Can’t wait til this one’s resolved
Then she’ll GO AWAY)

Izzie intervenes
She can hold her tongue no more
Alex: disbelief

“Do the test again!”
“Those tests are wrong all the time”
Alex, she’s insane!

George: the Chief’s intern
Paperwork, dating advice
That’s what fills his days

Chief’s former mentor
Shows up with a crappy heart
Hahn won’t operate

Brain tumor lady
Thinks she has a loverboy
Is it in her mind?

Mer wants to proceed
Derek wants to wait for him
(Metaphor, you think?)

Cristina’s so mean!
She’s a lost soul, since Burke’s news
Surgery? “No thanks”

Tells it like it is
Says horrid things to Lexie
“Meredith hates you”

“She’ll never say it;
You got the life she didn’t”
Mer freezes; Lex bolts

Mer’s shrink keeps pushing;
Sees things as they really are.
Meredith freaks out.

“Give me back my chart!”
Shrink’s words hit too close to home
“You’re fired!” “No, I’m not.”

Callie wants more sex
But Sloan wants conversation
Hahn teases: “Threesome?”

Callie plays along
While she panics inwardly
Does Hahn want her bod?

Ava wants new boobs
Dr. Sloan clues in: she’s nuts!
“Get a psych consult!”

Chief: “Hahn, operate!”
“If he dies my rep is shot!”
Nope! Old guy pulls through!

Tumor lady: nope
Her brain swelled in surgery
She won’t wake up now

Too bad her man was real
Mer tears up and leaves the room
Derek leaves with Rose

Izzie: ultrasound!
Show Ava there’s no baby
Alex reads her labs

Finally, he sees
But Ava thinks she lost it
(The baby, not her mind)

What?! He brings her home??
“She’ll stay with me for awhile”
Izzie disapproves

George takes baby Tuck
While Bailey fights with hubby
Tucker is an ass

Lexie forgives Mer
Then stands up to Cristina
“I scrubbed in, not you!”

Elevator time
Hahn kisses Callie, Mark stares
Callie’s mind is blown

Mer’s back to the shrink
Tries again to face her fears
“Fix me now!” She pleads

Next week: finale!
Rose will get the boot for sure
Ava too, I hope!