Top Chef: quite highbrow
Ingredients are wordy
Makes for hard haiku
Quickfire challenge:
Bring sexy back to salads
45 minutes
Long time for salad
Season 2’s Sam is guest judge
HE brings sexy back
No hot messes here
Their salads make me hungry
Distracted by Sam
Andrew: Thai mango
Dale goes Asian – what a stretch!
Richard : Fresh and Clean
Sam is quite reserved
(Have I mentioned his sexy?)
Gives little feedback
Spike: Sensual beef
Stephanie’s pear salad lacks
Antonia: poached egg
Sam’s ready to rule
Dislikes: Stephanie, Richard
Lisa’s is the worst
Now for his top picks
Dale, Antonia’s oozy egg
Spike’s sexy beef wins
No immunity;
Spike wins challenge advantage
Will he use it well?
Fast food parades out
The typical lunch of cops
My arteries clog
The challenge: healthy,
Filling boxed lunch for cadets
Protein, grain, veg, fruit
Spike’s won a great coup!
10 more minutes and control
Can block others’ choice
Spike: evil bastard!
Chicken, ‘maters, bread, lettuce
Cock blocked for the rest
His choice is a wrench
Results in creative picks
Bison, barley, raw
Kitchen is humming
Spike gloats, displays his “prizes”
Looks of death abound
10 minutes remain!
Lisa’s burner is on high
Lisa cries chef foul!
“My rice! Sabotage!”
Dale, “Dumb bitch, did it yourself”
No sympathy here
Off to serve cadets
Boxes must have instructions
Cadets microwave
Really good dishes!
Antonia does curry beef
Dale goes Asian – YAWN.
Andrew goes too far
From fast food to raw food? Hm.
Tiny portion too
Creativity
Has paid off. Steph’s barley soup
Gets mad rave reviews
Richard’s creative
Who doesn’t like burritos?
Adds a healthy twist
Spike will not make friends
Use of his choices is sad
Looks like afterthought
Andrew’s dish is flawed
Required grain is missing!
Lost his instructions
To Judges’ table
Who is on the chopping block?
Sam is still sexy.
The two favorites:
Healthy, tasty, and filling
Stephanie and Dale
Dale’s victorious
He certainly knows Asian
“I’ve five wins,” he preens
Onto the worst now
Raw, bland, boring, poorly cooked
Andrew, Spike, Lisa
Tweak’s belligerent
“I elevated the task!”
“Raw food is the best!”
Lisa can’t take the heat
“Andrew, didn’t use a grain!”
Judges know, you rat.
Tweak freaks out, of course
“You’ve thrown me under the bus”
L: just play by rules
L seems to forget
The time she and Antonia
Did just the same thing
Spike spurts denials
I thought out my dish, played fair
“Oh, it was bad, too?”
Andrew, pack your knives
No culinary boner
We will miss you, kid.
Next time on Top Chef
Restaurant wars are back! Yes!
Not the same without.
